soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

Centuries (Music Box)
Music Box Theater - (Fall Out Boy)
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dontclimbanymore:

america-you-wanker:

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this is so dramatic sounding
just put it to something in black and white going in slow motion

secret-ryan:

X-Ray & Vav Teaser

Coming November 2014

amazimgphil:

me when phil posts anything with him wearing his glasses 

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

IM NOT OK

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absolutelyfobulous:

YO IDK IF THIS WAS DONE BEFORE BUT I WAS MESSING WITH ADOBE AUDITION AND I PUT THE VOCALS OF SUGAR WE’RE GOIN DOWN OVER THE STRING QUARTET COVER AND THIS HAPPENED IM CRYING

lohanthony:

diamondtwink:

scoobypup:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

oh my godddddddd

did he think anyone would believe this fake ass crying or???

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM IM CTFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UFGLSKFJHSJGHSKJDKGJLKF

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

xylodemon:


aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

reverseracist:

Someone delete this PLEASE

reverseracist:

Someone delete this PLEASE