killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

therealhousewivesofpanem:

when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
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blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

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walkerflexasranger:

The pain meds kicked in…

umm who the hell is this????????????

u looking for a wife or nah

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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we could have had a singing career.

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.


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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

arcticmonkeysjpg:

trav-tv:

Game postponed due to puppies.

WHAT A WONDERFUL PROBLEM TO HAVE!