tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone)

pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

(Source: badwizards)

fredweasley:

"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you’re look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"

  • stop
  • pointing
  • stuff
  • like
  • this
  • out

legolokiismighty:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

to be fair you did ask

(Source: bearsnbritts)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

∩(︶▽︶)∩

(Source: ughhowell)

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket